I will be 8 months next week. I am very young, very smart and just the funniest person you´ll ever meet. I´m not very modest, though, but who cares.
I won my age class and was 24th overall at Grandma´s Marathon last month. I intend to win New York City Marathon before starting preschool. I think I´m the right person for you to train with since you won´t stand a chance against me thus will be challenged all the time.
Email me at email@example.com if you anyway would like to be humiliated by me.
How come I can write at less than 1 year of age? I´m just that smart.
Sincerely, Albert Einstein
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