One day walking thru the house I started feeling an intense burning sensation on my, well lets say - my weiner.
It started getting worse, real bad total pain. I jumped into the shower to wash myself off. When the cold water hit me, it started burning worse! I was screaming, doubled over in pain in the shower. Took a good twenty minutes before the pain went away.
Turns out my wife was chasing a lizard around the garage with a can of pepper spray. Without knowing this, I had grabbed a broom from the garage and swept the kitchen floor. After replacing the broom, I went and took a wiz. Yep, the wife had sprayed the damn broom.
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