Embrace calories, dont burn them. Otto 1/4/02 3:16:00 PM ET
What did they ever do to you? Are they witches? Are they Joans of Arc? Why do they deserve to be torched? Calories are people, too. Sort of. So, hey, runner, hey "athlete": Relax. Pull up a chair. Or a couch. Take a load off. Put a few pounds on. And join the Sedentarialsts.