Announcing a new marathon! This marathon features:
1) An "all you can eat buffet" at every mile
2) Golf carts at the bottom of each hill that you can use to go up those troublesome hills
3) Medals galore: a) Medal for signing up b)Medal for having "the courage to start" c) Medal for taking the sag wagon back d) finisher's medal.
Time limit: 24 hours.
Other features: big couches and easy chairs at every mile
Optional short-cuts to do away with those troublesome last miles.
Note: anyone finishing in under 5 hours will be disqualified!
Come "run" with us!
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