New MCM Standards: 1. They are putting the food tables at the start line so the 'charity cheaters' won't even make it onto the course. That way they'll stay out of the way of the legitimate athletes and do what they do best; eat! 2. They are extending the length of the marathon to 30.2 miles, so that when the 'charity cheaters' take their 4 mile shortcut, they'll actually complete a marathon. 3. They are giving medals to every single person in the DC area so no one's feelings are hurt. That way the 'charity cheaters' can feel like they fit in. 4. They are giving all 'charity cheater" participants special shirts with a special logo. "There is No Finish Line" henceforth has a whole new meaning.
In conclusion, it would be great if you people would have your own "marathons" with your own rules and stay out of the way of the rest of us. No start line, no finish line, no mandidated distance to cover, plenty of food and perhaps a nice easy chair and some good TV. Love, Bambi
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